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Oct. 30th, 2009

NEWWWW BLOG

Y'all!

This blog was getting a little tired, I think.  I had an appointment today, who cancelled on me, so I was stuck with all this free time SO i started a NEW blog.  (why not?)  Here's the link.

http://calliejohnson.blogspot.com/

Sep. 3rd, 2009

colombia in argentina

sorry it's been a while since i last posted.
my life lately has been a struggle to get up at 7 am for my self-inflicted early-morning class.

hanging out with the roomies, i've gotten a good dose of colombian culture, which i've been enjoying.  i learned how to make arepas (which were featured in the new york times AFTER i learned, haha)
somewhat like this

http://video.nytimes.com/video/2009/08/28/dining/1247463991062/arepas.html?scp=2&sq=arepas&st=cse

and also i've gotten hooked on this drink called agua panela.  panela is sweet and made from sugarcane and comes in a massive block.  the taste is somewhat like brown sugar or molasses, sort of.  it's...sugarcane-y.  bad description, i know.  but delicious.  and you chip a chunk off the block and dissolve it in hot water and boil it for a little while with a cinnamon stick.  in the summer you can add lemon juice and drink it cold, and in the winter you can add a shot of aguardiente (anise liquor).

what else?  appreciating black coffee (the real kind).  and the occasional impromptu salsa lesson is fun.  i'm going to come back better at salsa than tango, probably, considering the number of tango lessons i've gotten around to taking lately (zero).

Aug. 22nd, 2009

FINALLY

i am enrolled at the UBA. 
three visits and eight hours later i am officially in level four.  SCORE.
the uba tried to get the best of me, but i won.

Aug. 21st, 2009

three new shirts

today i went shopping for the first time in FOREVER.  i forgot how nice it is to have new things sometimes.  i miss that about the states--i used to go shopping all the time and find cheap and fabulous things--i was always able to find these things because i had the time to look around and sift through all the sale racks, and more money to spend than i have now.  nevertheless, there are a couple great little boutiques here in san telmo, and i put in some time looking today.







i should hit up the vintage mall soon.  the trick is not buying more than i can take home.  actually, who am i kidding?  i have much more than i could ever take with me.  i seem to be going through these phases where one day i have to have so much stuff, and miss old things i purged from my closet long ago, and find myself incapable of throwing anything away, and the next day i have a zen moment and get rid of everything, all the while fancying myself a person who spends their time and money on experiences rather than things, who perhaps only owns enough (well-chosen) things to fill a backpack.
one of the problems with being 23 is that i don't know which of these i am yet.  i'm not completely on either side, but i AM impatient with things not being black-and-white and easy to figure out, and i wish someone would just tell me what i like and what i should buy and not buy, and what sort of person i should be and what i should do and all that jazz.  that would take the pressure off.
mom says what i'm getting in BA is better than duds.  i agree, and also think that would be a fabulous name for a website or blog.  betterthanduds.com?

Aug. 17th, 2009

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today was ANOTHER holiday (why am i surprised?  argentina has them by the boatload) so most people didn't have to work.  in celebration of whatever holiday it is, the sun decided to come out and it was an absolutely gorgeous day.  soooo, i went to the palermo parks with my housemates and we walked around.





we saw people flying kites





and cool trees





catalina and ricardo





and from the front









when we got back, there was a brazilian drum group outside our door.  we live just to the left and hear this every weekend.



 

Aug. 16th, 2009

amerika

ben's in town this week. 
ben is another friend from the tefl class who left for a good job in the US just as we discovered our shared sense of humor and mutual love of salsa.  in any case, he's visiting with some family and friends from the states, so last night's order of business was of course pizza followed by a trip to amerika, a warehouse-sized, four-story gay bar known for the absolute chaos-fest that is friday night. 
being saturday, it was much tamer (no transvestites descending from the ceiling on velvet ropes, no male strippers, and the labyrinth was closed.  damn.)  i always have fun when i go out dancing, but every time i go to a boliche (nightclub), i am reminded of why i don't usually go: thumping techno music and terrible drinks.  i danced like a fool for a little while and then fell into people-watching mode on a bench.  there's world-class people watching to be had at amerika. 
for a while i was watching a thin man in an old floor-length 80s wedding dress--tall but made taller by a pair of ratty, sequined high heels.  the hair he had left was longish and tightly curled.  he didn't seem to want to be a woman--he didn't have any makeup on, nor did he seem to have any silicone anywhere in his body.  he flitted amongst the people near the bar, twirling to make the polyester ruffles on his dress stand out.  i wondered what he must do during the day.  i pictured him behind a desk, or possibly in a mechanic's jumpsuit, underneath a car on one of those little roller boards, wrench in hand.  none of those options seemed particularly realistic, and that led me to think about how many people we see every day, behind desks or working in garages, who await saturday night so they can dress up in horrible 80s dresses.  i love imagining peoples' secret lives.
i got home at 5 am.  my roommates got home from wherever they were even later.
now back to working and classes......

Aug. 15th, 2009

viernes

last night i went out dancing with caoimhe, my friend from last year's tefl class, her roommates (veronica from bolivia and andrea from peru) and a big bunch of their friends.  they have a cool little place in palermo and luckily they let me crash there when we get back at 4 am.  this was the first time in a long time that i'd seen them--last month they all went to bolivia for a few weeks to stay with veronica's family.  veronica is sooo latin american--she has the long hair and bright clothes and takes forty-five minutes to get ready to go somewhere like the grocery store, and she's such a sappy romantic--she always puts on this old-timey spanish music about prince charming and white horses and sunsets and what have you.  caoimhe and i had always rolled our eyes at this, whispering that cards and flowers would make us barf and that we'd much rather have a man who does the dishes.  i guess the trip to bolivia changed all this though, because my formerly sarcastic friend came back a changed woman.  now she cries at tv commercials and gets her nails done and recently bought a more expensive, smaller package of toilet paper because it had little blue and pink teddy bears printed on it.  i suppose it's four weeks of influence from a country in which it's normal for a man to actually go to a woman's house every night within a certain time window to hold hands with her and talk with her parents and whisper sweet nothings and all that.  i'm a little scared to think of what might happen to me if i went to bolivia--i better stay here in BA so i don't start doing things like batting my eyelashes and looking forward to valentines' day.
in any case, it was a blast to go dancing with them, and we went to this little place called liquid.  the highlight of the night was when this big bald guy dressed all in white, with chains around his neck, came up to me and asked where i bought my shirt--because he had one exactly like it!  (the shirt in question was a girly white flowy one with a sort of flower print on it, PLUS it was see-through (it's ok mom-i had something under it).)
that would have been quite the sight to see.

Aug. 14th, 2009

rant, part 2

as taken from gmail chat earlier today:

me
god getting anything done in argentina makes me want to kill myself
 Kay well, that's the price you pay for all the good stuff i reckon
school stuff this time?
 me today i went to the uba
waited in this huge line
they told me ohhhhhh, you want the spanish class? go to that other room over there.....
so i go and wait, and they go, ohhhhhhh, you want to take the level test?  come back tuesday!
and so i was about to leave
and then realized it might matter that ive taken classes with them before so i bring that up
and they go, yeah, of course you sign up today!  just wait in the next room.
so i go, and wait for like half an hour
and the lady finally tells me that the test ISN'T today after all and if i want to skip a level i have to come back tuesday.
 Kay ugh
 me this is like two hours of waiting around, after i went all the way back home to get my passport and receipts



i once thought i was a patient person, but this has proven otherwise.





(no subject)

so last night i had my first dream in spanish.  i always thought that starting to dream in another language would be the sign alerting me that i was finally fluent--a reassurance that i could speak without even thinking.  wrong.  in my spanish dream i was as lost as i often am in real life when my roommates jabber with each other, or when attempting to listen in on young argentines on the street.  i talked slower than everyone else, and said a bunch of things wrong, and realized i was mixing up the genders of the nouns, and blurted phrases out only to consider after the fact if they were right or not.  JUST LIKE IN LIFE.  it's always a tiny bit depressing when dreams EXACTLY mimic reality.  it's my dream, shouldn't i be more impressive?

Aug. 12th, 2009

rant

there are times where i just get soooo sick and tired of this country.  so here's my rant.
i am in the process of trying to join the gym in my neighborhood, and believe me, it is a process.  this is the sort of thing that should take HALF AN HOUR.  not TWO WEEKS of going, going back, scheduling and rescheduling appointments, and waiting for the counter guys to finish their inane conversations while there is a line out the door.
i went like two weeks ago to join and had to wait for the aforementioned break time behind the counter to end.  finally they ask me a million questions, keyboard clacking away as they enter my entire life history.  then i find out that i need to go through some sort of heart exam before they let me in.  fine.  i have to wait a week because they are SO booked.  i come back a week later, arrive five minutes late and the bitches drinking mate in the medical office say, ohhh, you're too late.  you have to wait another week.  (this is south america.  five minutes late = EARLY.)  soooo i come back the next week and have to go through this ridiculous medical exam, getting hooked up to these nodules and cords and colorful tape and blood pressure monitors while i pedal a bike.  of course they chat on their cell phones the whole time.  they give me this temporary card and say i can come in for the next ten days with that.  so i come back and the guys at the front counter look at the card and ask for the receipt they gave me two weeks ago.  umm what?  so i go home, come back with that, and then they tell me i didn't ACTUALLY pay to join but only paid for the exam, so i owe more and have to come back the next day. 
sorry if this story is getting long and complicated, but this is one of the things that drives me crazy about argentina.  everything takes WEEKS, multiple appointments, a ton of patience and more money than you think it will.  what, may i ask, is wrong with just making me fill out a waiver saying i won't sue them if i keel over and die on the treadmill?  then all would be over and done with, in about five minutes.  i don't even see what they're worried about--who could deal with suing anyone here anyway?  the whole process would probably take ten years, and by the time the money was sorted out, inflation would have rendered it not enough to worry about.
AND my neighbors with mental problems are screaming at each other.  AND i'm breaking out, and now i have turned into a person who complains about that on their blog.  AND nothing sucks more than being in a bad mood and having to explain it in spanish.

Aug. 11th, 2009

martes 11 agosto


things i saw today


lovely:






sunset in plaza de mayo





rivadavia






love that light


 

Aug. 10th, 2009

colonia 3

once again to colonia this past weekend with corey and kelly, my 90 days of legal time in argentina were up....



(i like photos that could conceivably have come from any time period)


this trip wasn't a whole lot of new-and-different, seeing as how i'd already been there twice before, but it was still nice.  it takes my eyes a little while to get used to seeing the flat expanse of water--the landscape looks oddly blank after three months of downtown big city.  it's relaxing though, and as they say the pace of life is slower...at one point kelly and i were wandering by the beach and a couple of hippie guys came up to us and asked if we wanted to do puzzles with them.  it was cool to meet some actual colonia-dwellers rather than just tourists so we sat around with them and did these chinese puzzles, where you have a bunch of thin wooden cutouts in different shapes, and you have to create different designs with them.  i have no patience for geometry and also no head for numbers, so i gave up in about five seconds and watched other locals drive along the cobbled roads on their little motor scooters, mate and thermos of course in hand (while driving?  of course, this is uruguay).  i kind of like the idea that these people have lived in colonia their whole lives and get together every night to do puzzles and read the newspaper and drink mate.  that would get suffocating for me, but they do meet a lot of people from faraway places.





the three of us stayed the night and in the morning we rented bikes and rode along a coastal road.  the bikes were squeaky with clunking gears and brakes that were barely functional, but it was great to ride, and the cars just went around us.  since it's winter down here, it was pretty chilly, but (as in colorado) nice in the sun, so we all took a nap on the white sand to the soundtrack of a nearby empty restaurant's trip-hoppy chillout beach music cd.




if i don't find a real job in buenos aires, i want to spend the summer on the beach.

Jul. 29th, 2009

(no subject)

today started with coffee and the 4 tv channels my house gets.  i was watching a horrible mexican telenovela from the 80s (the hair!  the clothing!  the bars on the windows!  the sinister mustaches!) until it proved to be too much for my housemate, ricardo, and we switched the channel to x-men instead.  phrase of the day?  BIEN HECHO, SENOR.  (well done, sir.)
i put off hostel-visiting for a while because i didn't want to go talk to people, but eventually i made myself go.  i spent the first hour or so trekking from hostel to hostel on a street near my house, all the while dodging a bloody stray dog who was careening around the neighborhood (no, really.  some poor dog's mouth was bleeding like crazy, and as bad as i felt for him, i was scared for my white coat--all i needed was to drop in on hostel reception desks unannounced while covered in blood).  luckily my coat was safe.  in any case, the first couple of hostels were either under construction or the owner was away.  i got offered a job at one called lime house--night reception--and i'd totally take it if i didn't already have a life that revolved around being awake during the daytime.  it was cool to get the offer though.  i'll be happy once this whole dropping-in-unannounced thing is over, though some of the hostel people have been really nice.  to reward myself for having visited three whole hostels, i took myself to la poesia, a little cafe.  it's billed as an 'artistic and literary cafe,' a place for artists and writers to meet and discuss things.  it's all wood on the inside and i always see lots of travelers there, guidebooks open on the table, discussing where to go next.
now i'm off to see more short films.  more mas tarde.

Jul. 27th, 2009

life as a professional hostel dropper-inner

today was my first (real) day on the job.  i was supposed to go to a bunch of hostels in the area, leave pura vida flyers, give out a free smoothie coupon or two and ask about the possibility of exchanging advertising space on websites or mentions in blogs, etc.  i figured this would be one of those situations where i would start off in spanish--and since we're talking about hostels here, whoever i was talking to would switch to english, which they would of course be fluent in, seeing as how they work with tourists every day.  not so.  dropping in on people unannounced has always made me a little bit nervous, and doing it all in another language makes it worse!  after the first couple of hostels though, everything went surprisingly well.  the hard part was always standing in the doorway when the front desk person asked me what i was doing there.  it's easy for me to speak spanish with someone who's interested in talking to me--someone who starts a conversation or asks me a question--but when i am called upon to explain what i am doing there, words fail me a bit.  a coupon for a free smoothie always eases my entry though, and everyone today was quite nice in the end, despite the initial raised eyebrows.  the spanish is progressing nicely overall and will be better as i keep living with people who don't speak english.  i continue to be frustrated every day by saying a lot of things wrong, but when i got here i couldn't really say anything, so i'm happy with that. 

pura vida

i forgot to mention that i got an internship for the next three months!  i'm a marketing intern for pura vida, which is a juice bar//modern health food place a lot like keva juice.  it's unpaid, and part time, but i am liking it a lot so far.  i have to think of new ideas to promote the place at various locations around the city, and i get new projects every week to work on.  this week i am going around to various hostels to talk to the owners and see what sort of advertising exchanges we can work out.  also i find things (in spanish!) to post on the blog, and write blurbs for the monthly newsletter.  today i go to the hostels in my neighborhood.  i'm a little intimidated to walk in there and start talking, but i've got to do it....


http://www.puravidabuenosaires.com/

Jul. 26th, 2009

my new new neighborhood

i feel like every time i post, i have moved to a new neighborhood and am putting up pictures of it.  yesterday i moved to san telmo, the old part of town.  so far, i love it--i live with ricardo, a columbian guy studying music here, and luana, his girlfriend from brazil.  actually, luana is leaving tomorrow, which sucks, because she's great.  so we will have a new housemate.  luckily ricardo gets to choose--i haven't known him that long but do trust him to not pick someone too strange.  two people came to see the room yesterday.  the first was a german guy with enormous dreadlocks.  his name (which i can't remember anymore) led ricardo and luana to believe he was a girl, so his arrival was a surprise.  the second guy was an honest-to-god midget from italy, and he got mad because he didn't know he would have to climb a ladder to get to the room.  (it's a little loft, and perhaps they should have put that in the craigslist post).  anyway, once he saw the ladder he refused to speak spanish, and insisted on english, but he couldn't really speak english either.  awkward.  in any case, today i continued my sunday tradition of going around and taking some pictures. 


the entrance to my building


typical street in san telmo.  cobblestones!


parking: hour-day-month


puerto madero, 4 blocks from my house = fancy


there's a nice walkway by the water


la belle epoque


av. paseo colon


back to san telmo


this guy is painting those bird pictures, but you can't see it.


balcony


the roof of an unmarked building with a garagelike door--there was a huge garden in there--but when i stumbled across it they were locking it up.  will go back and explore soon.


love the street art


a shop on my block


chandelier store


texture


outside a tattoo shop.  note the mystery glove on the tree branch.

Jul. 2nd, 2009

update novel

It’s been quite a while since I last posted.  I have so many things to write about because I’ve done so much in the past week or so.  Here are some of the more interesting:

1. Cooked Greek lemon-chicken soup with Kelly.  Kelly lives with two twentysomething students from Chile.  Their names are Magdalena and Esteban, and they are some of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet in your life.  Because I saw the apartment first and didn’t take the room (because it was too far away from everywhere I need to go) and made the connection between the Chileans and Kelly, I of course take credit for any subsequent happiness she experiences as a result of living with them--and take every opportunity to brag about what a good house matchmaker I am.  Magda and Esteban make pan relleno each week to sell at La Bomba, the improv drum performance that’s become quite popular.  They have quite the production going on.  Esteban also has spiderwebs tattooed on his earlobes.  I can’t understand anything he says, partly because of his accent and partly because of all the strange slang words he uses.  Magda is a fantastic hostess and makes us feel very welcome, offering us bowls of this homemade rice and veggie dish and speaking to us very patiently despite our bad Spanish.  They have another friend, Maxi, who basically lives there.  They jokingly refer to him as “El Pesado,” or “The Heavy One,” because he’s always there on the couch, using their internet, eating their food, etc.  Every time I go there, I get jealous of the buena onda they have.  Buena onda is best translated as “good vibe.”  What I mean is that they are all friends, they eat and hang out together, and enjoy each other’s company.  I always took that kind of atmosphere for granted, living with my family and then with my friends at college, and didn’t realize how wonderful it is until I didn’t have it.  Coexistence is perfectly fine, but it’s got nothing on coming home and looking forward to seeing the people you live with.


2. Went to a showing of short Czech animated films last week.  Who knew there was such a thing?  Apparently there is a big film school in Prague, and it comes up with some truly bizarre stuff.  It was held at a community center (something unique about BA: people my age go to community centers.  In the States, they tend to be for little kids and old people, in my experience).  There are lots of little events like this, with movies and the like, with empanadas, pizza and beer for sale at the entrance.  We were the only foreigners in a group of indie Argentines--it’s interesting to find the events that are completely, totally off the guidebook circuit.  We sat at a row of rickety tables, watching the obligatory live 1992 tape of Nirvana and trying to decide what Czech films would be like before the show began.  There’s a national obsession with Nirvana, and I’ve decided that the best conversation starter if you want to talk to locals is, what’s your favorite Nirvana song? 
Anyway, Czech film is, as I said before, bizarre.  But also fascinating.  The animations are a study in the grotesque, the filthy and the strangely loveable.  The stories are morbid and each one has sort of a sick yet completely clever twist.  For example.  In one, two men are sitting at a breakfast table, and one has a sheet of instructions hanging around his neck.  You realize that he is the breakfast vending machine: the man sitting across from him puts coins in his mouth to get a plate of sausage and bread, pokes his eye to produce a set of silverware from the ears, and kicks his leg to make a napkin rise from his jacket pocket.  The diner finishes eating and the vending-machine man stretches, gets up and hangs the directions around his companion’s neck.  Vending-machine duties have been passed on, and as the camera pans out the door, we see that a whole line of people are waiting to eat and vend in turn.  That was part 1.  Part 2 was even weirder.  Two men are sitting at a lunch table, and the waiter won’t pay attention to them.  They eat the flowers out of the vase on the table, cutting them precisely with knives and forks and washing the small, neat bites down with vase water.  They eat their napkins before moving onto their clothes, shoes, plates and eventually the table itself.  The film ends with them sitting on the floor, naked, having eaten everything in the room.  One pretends to eat his silverware, and as the other follows suit, he takes the knife and fork out of his mouth and lunges at his companion.  End scene.
Another I remember was about this old man who slid off the roof where he was sitting, ending up holding onto the gutters by his fingertips.  Across the street, nosy characters who look like crosses between pigs and people are leaning out the window to see the action.  One by one they lean too far out and fall to their deaths.  The old man never loses his grip, and he hangs on as it gets dark and a man with a horse cart comes along and pitchforks the fallen bodies into it.  I felt sorry for the pig-people. 
The movies had a couple of things in common.  There were so many little meticulously-chosen details of things that we would consider gross in real life.  Showing the trash on the floor of the restaurant and the sweat stains on collars, bits of food on the napkins.  Lank hair and bloodshot eyes and an alcoholic’s bumpy red nose.  (Animated) people with skin so rough and weathered that it looks like they are carved out of wood, picking their noses and brushing flies off their greasy food.  I found the emphasis on that really interesting and would like to know more about the background.  Where did that come from?


3. I have found a new tango place and a friend to practice with, who lives with a couple of Argentine guys who actually dance tango--a rarity.  They told us about this neat place about ten blocks from my house.  It’s the community I have been looking for since I got here--everyone seems to be both quite good and completely unsnobby.  It’s a new style for me, so I’ve had to start at the beginning but am catching on pretty fast.  Everyone gives me plenty of practice, too, which I love.  There are a couple of different styles of tango.  This is milonguero, which uses a really close embrace.  Generally, I like salon-style, where you have a little more room to move, but I’m enjoying learning this too, especially since I’ve been fumbling my way through it at milongas.  Now it’s starting to click, even though there’s a lot to remember.  Keeping your chest up and out (I can just see my mom cringing right now, haha), not weighing down your partner with your arm, transferring your weight at the right time, etc.  My teacher is hilarious and has an enormous laugh.  My first class, she made me dance a couple of songs with a partner with both of our hands behind our backs.  It’s hard to dance tango armless, but apparently can be done, and makes dancing WITH arms seem easy, since you’re used to keeping your own balance and not leaning on someone else.  She gets on me for a couple of things: sticking my butt out and not putting my heels down.  She doesn’t speak that much English, but knows how to threaten me quite well: “Put your heels down or I’ll kill you!”  “Don’t move your hips around!  I can beat you!  And I will, if you don’t stop!  How are people going to look at you if you stick your butt out like that?” 

4. Went to a secret bar called 878.  Actually, it’s not secret anymore but it IS unmarked, and there are a hundred different kinds of whiskey.  I hate whiskey, but the atmosphere was good.

Jun. 25th, 2009

parents

Last week my parents finally came to visit me in BA: the land of dog-walkers, one-way streets and reggaeton blasting in the grocery store on Sunday morning.  It was wonderful to show them around but also interesting to hear their impressions, because after seven months there are things I’ve become accustomed to, that I don’t even notice anymore.  Dad was marveling at the relative lack of road rage.  People cut each other off at a zillion miles an hour all the time, zoom past buses and semis on the wrong side of the road, and don’t let ambulances through traffic.  Given all this, though, people tend to just shrug their shoulders and turn up the Madonna on their radio.  Back at home, you’d have everyone out on the street, hitting one another with whatever they could find in their trunks.  One chatty taxi driver told me one night that it’s best to just not care, because if you do you’ll never have a minute of rest from being bothered.
Most of the time they were here, I was too sick to do much of anything except shiver in bed and feel like death.  It actually started in Uruguay, where we went last weekend.  I got stopped at the swine flu checkpoint on our way back from Colonia (No joke.  They scanned everyone in line with a heat-sensing camera to check for fever).  The fact that I was wearing two coats, a scarf and gloves inside the heated ferry was a dead giveaway,  but my face did glow on the monitor, so they took us into this back room and made us wear those little tie-on face masks while they stuck q-tips up my nose and down my throat.  Pleasant.

Jun. 6th, 2009

HILARIOUS

less work and cold weather means i have time on a saturday afternoon to watch the last half of 'fatal attraction' in spanish, drink english tea out of the thermos i bought last week, and take advantage of my (finally) working wifi connection by surfing craigslist.  usually it's the home of overpriced room rental advertisements and ads for jobs nobody would want, but occasionally there's something funny.  like this:


seeking turkish friend

We're a group of Canadians and Argentines seeking Turkish girl to replace our Turkish friend that has had to leave us.

This is serious and really would like to you hear from you.

You should have the following qualities but we're not that picky.

- Be able or willing to learn to dance tango
- Enjoy photography
- Be very nice and hospitable
- Enjoy eating out with us
- Enjoy drinking coffee
- Enjoy smoking hookah

We can offer the following:

- Unconditional friendship
- Photography subjects
- A place to stay or leave your stuff when you travel
- Hugs

We'll also consider someone from similar descent ie. Armenian, Greek, Cyprisian, etc.

sights

things i have seen in the past week:

-three cafes named after artists and writers: miro, kandinsky, and kafka

-a man walking down the street in recoleta carrying an entire, skinned half-cow across his shoulders.  he went into a grocery store before i was able to take a picture.

-more insane milonga fashion: one woman wearing a sweater with faux-fur zebra-print collar and cuffs, studded leggings, and be-pompommed nordic legwarmers.  another wearing a shirt held together with a series of black elastic straps on the sides, cut to unfortunately expose the sides of her boobs (awkwarddd), and another with black, stretchy, sequinned lace armwarmers.  every time i go tangoing, i think i've seen it all, but i'm always wrong.

-a university called the university of morón (hee, hee!)

-a shop with a sign advertising "talles para gordos!  y super gordos!!"  (sizes for fatties!  and super fatties!)

-cross-dressers on the 146 bus.  not quite sure why i've seen so many on my 7:30 am trips to the western suburbs, but there you have it.

-a basil daiquiri at milion, one of my favorite bars.  sounds gross, but is interestingly good.

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